mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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robotsatthedisco:

the-blood-thief:

Let’s put this

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in this

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lETKS NOT LETSU FCKING NOT DOTH AT AT ALL EVER

damn-right-i-do:

hipster-trichster:

steamchampion:

i-am-of-many-names:

the-cock-in-cockles:

stop-hammerkind:

arosu-sama:

glorytotheempire:

cleankitties:

taynicole94:

Senior prank. Every cup is filled with water.

wow, those are some nice diags. major props.

These cups are in perfect lines.

…must have been the band kids

This is too clever not to reblog

HOW DID THEY DO THIS AND GET BACK WITHOUT KNOCKING THEM OVER

HOW

It was band kids

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Definitely band kids. 

band kids are capable of scary things

My boyfriend is in a drum corps and I went to a show and those people are definitely capable of scary things

(Source: 0taylorlarson3)

nemesismess:

if you have school tomorrow

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fillimina:

manga meme: (7/7 series) Pandora Hearts

What do you think is the most beautiful and valuable thing in this world? To me, the most valuable and beautiful thing, the only thing for which I would lay my life on the line… it’s LOVE.

puppyresidue:

egalitarians-do-it-better:

trans-because-fuck-you:

karkatstightpants:

how hard is stuff to understand

Shut up, you’re trash

The girl who made this is 13 years old and trying to spread the message that it’s shitty to bully people for their gender identity. You and your psychotic followers are harassing someone who is barely a teenager just because she’s not brainwashed into believing that trans people are all holy angels who should be praised and coddled simply for being trans. Calling you trash would be a fucking compliment.

I don’t know whether to be really happy or want to vomit over the fact that a 13 year old gets this better than a bunch of high school and college graduates.

(Source: i-heard-marys-secret)

roachpatrol:

ivanebeoulve:

adventuresintimeandspace:

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

yeah, for writting..

now i am thinking about all the fics where a kid passes out because vampire and like how much can a vampire chug???

sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

(Source: j6)

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

zombiemurdoc:

ghdos:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.

My brain hurts.

(Source: earlphantomhived)

furiwokaaan:

sweats nervously